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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo? Sunglasses - Pink

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Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

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  • A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
  • Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
  • 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks.

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”Do <p><span style="font-size: medium;">Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">_________________________________________________</span></p> <ul> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.</strong></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Mirrored Reflective Lenses</strong></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.</strong></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.</strong></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.</strong></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks.</strong></span></li> </ul> <p><span style="font-size: medium;">__________________________________________________</span></p>
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