The New Prospector Sunglasses

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?! Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...

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• We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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